Trophies of debt collector's heads.
Door-to-door Salesman Gifts
Celebrate the hustle and charm of a door-to-door salesman with our witty and playful gifts. Perfect for those who thrive on conversation and closing deals, our collection features amusing designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Whether it's a lighthearted nod to their profession or a humorous reminder of their everyday adventures, these products are sure to bring a smile and suit their energetic personality.
At Death's Door.
"I got three orders today, 'get lost', 'put a sock in it' and 'drop dead'!"
Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!
"Wow, that's a new one to me! How do you spell it?"
"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."
Welcome Mat Factory - No Soliciting
"Sorry, but I never buy anything from, 'cold callers'."
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."
No Soliciting
'Do I 'eck as like want you to clean my windows - why d'you think God sends the rain down?'
'This is a switch. He's selling life inusurance!'
'Don, are we interested in a consumee's protection plan?'
Fair Warning.
'These encyclopedias were printed in 1948, sir -- nothing about AIDS, Iraq, George Bush, O. J. Simpson, Hillary Clinton, Rush Limbaugh....'
Nature also abhors a vacuum salesman.
Thanks for the offer, but we have no use for a fridge in this household...
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"I keep forgetting dear. Is it vampires, or Jehovahs witnesses we're not supposed to invite over the threshold?"
'As I was saying, with this product...'
'May I call you 'Wally'?'
Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.
'Jack lost his job as a door-to-door salesman. He went through 7 cases of samples before ringing his first doorbell.'
'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'
One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.
How about this - I'll leave some literature, you think about our conversation, then you decide later if you'll join me in marriage.
'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
Larry's used art
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'
Door-to-door Salesman Gifts Collection
Door-to-door Salesman Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs with door-to-door sales themes—perfect for keeping spirits high during busy sales days.
Door-to-door Salesman Pillows
Bring humor into their home with pillows that feature witty sayings and cartoon-style designs celebrating the door-to-door sales hustle.
Door-to-door Salesman Prints
Discover prints that capture the lively world of door-to-door sales—ideal for office or home decor with a humorous twist.
Door-to-door Salesman T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts tailored for door-to-door salespeople—wear your profession with pride or share a laugh.