Door-to-door Sales Fan Gifts

'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed...'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"I got it in the sales."

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"He'll talk you to death."

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

'It's another canvasser dear'

The eskimo lottery...

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

At Death's Door.

Slipping Insurance $5.

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

No Soliciting

It was love at first sight.

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

Why Leave Home?

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

Death of a Salesman...

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

'Use the delivery entrance.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Guard dog behind front door.