Door-to-door Sales Fan Pillows

'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed...'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I got it in the sales."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

"He'll talk you to death."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

'It's another canvasser dear'

The eskimo lottery...

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

At Death's Door.

Slipping Insurance $5.

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

No Soliciting

It was love at first sight.

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

"Sorry, but I never buy anything from, 'cold callers'."

'Use the delivery entrance.'

Fair Warning.