Door-to-door Sales Story Admirer Pillows

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

"He'll talk you to death."

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

At Death's Door.

No Soliciting

The Mormons

"And right here is where we got jiggy with it."

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'

'Did you make any sales?' 'I got two orders: 'get out' and 'stay out!''

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

"Somewhere out there are people who are still gullible. Your job is to find them."