Door-to-door Admirer Pillows

Beware of the Consumer.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The High Line at Giza

'Greenwich in the Season'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Do you smell something?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Your Home Remodel Team

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Pisa Hut.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'The buildings are merging.'

Rating the Sunset

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

The London Olympic bid

"The gargoyles are coming back to roost. That has to be a good economic sign of something...wouldn't you say?"

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."