Door-to-door Admirer Pillows

Beware of the Consumer.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I love the Shard

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The High Line at Giza

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Greece

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'The buildings are merging.'

The London Olympic bid

"The gargoyles are coming back to roost. That has to be a good economic sign of something...wouldn't you say?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

Rating the Sunset

Pisa Hut.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'