Stand-up Admirer Pillows

Comedians: Before and after political corectness.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

"Extreme miming"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cat Burglar

Applause

TV jester.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Theatre Crowd

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

On the brink.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Czarcasm

Cow's straw

Falstaff

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."