Comedians: Before and after political corectness.
Stand-up Admirer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your stand-up lover? Find humorous and witty products that capture their passion for comedy. From mugs to tees, surprise them with something that tickles their funny bone and shows appreciation for their love of stand-up comedy.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
UK border controls relaxed.
Ancient Racing
"Extreme miming"
M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
Moses' Tablet
Saint George and the Drag Queen
'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
How about going easy on the carbs
'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'
'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'
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Theatre Crowd
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
Cow's straw
'Hi - I'm your company perk !'
Applause
Falstaff
Piano and Pianist with broken legs.
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
On the brink.
Dolphin friendly tuna
"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."
...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove
"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."
TV jester.
Cat Burglar
Wordplay: In The Bag.
Czarcasm
'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'
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