Door-to-door Salesperson Gifts

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

Glue Salesman

"He'll talk you to death."

"Come in! I've just put the kettle on."

'At death's door'

Death Of A Salesman.

Grim Reaper is a Life Insurance salesman.

The vaccum salesman.

"Great. Obviously I can kiss my sales target and my commission good bye."

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

Bibles r us.

'Yes, the ad said 'no salesmen will call'...but we're sales-martians.'

'Wait a minute - a spiritually uplifting all over body-rub, are you guys - Jojobas witnesses?'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

'I didn't know secular humanists had missionaries!'

"Not selling anything! They all say that."

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

Notice on front door: 'We've got one.'

'I'm sorry, but I never buy anything from 'cold callers'.'

Guard dog behind front door.

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

You're right, our add did say 'no salesman would call' - as you can see I'm a saleswoman.

'Hi! Love your gag sign on the gate! I sell gag signs. How about a few more?'

Beware! Angry woman.

No Solicitors Convention

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

'... And all of our products are fully guaranteed, until something goes wrong with them.'

Jehovah's Double Glazing

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Larry's used art

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."