"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."
Door-to-door Champion Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the hardworking spirit of a door-to-door champion? Our collection features witty and charming items that celebrate perseverance, enthusiasm, and the joy of connecting with others. Whether they’re in sales, delivery, or community outreach, these gifts add a personalized touch to their daily grind. Show appreciation for their dedication with something as special as they are, from humorous mugs to inspiring prints. Perfect for boosting morale and celebrating the hustle!
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
InOutYada Yada.
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"He'll talk you to death."
"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."
"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"
"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."
'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'
One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.
"Oh, yes—do come in!"
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
'It's another canvasser dear'
"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."
Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.
"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."
'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'
At Death's Door.
"Line one is on line two..."
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)
"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."
No Soliciting
"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"
"Pencil me in for Thursday Miss Watts"
"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."
The Mormons
'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'
Death of a Salesman...
College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.
"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"
Fair Warning.
"Sorry, but I never buy anything from, 'cold callers'."
Skip this one - They have a no solicitors sign.
Bibles r us.
Door-to-door Champion Gifts Collection
Door-to-door Champion Mugs
Discover our range of mugs specially designed for door-to-door champions—perfect for their morning coffee or motiviating breaks.
Door-to-door Champion Pillows
Add comfort and humor with our door-to-door champion pillows—great for home or office décor, celebrating their hard work.
Door-to-door Champion Prints
Brighten up any space with our exclusive prints honoring door-to-door champions—motivational artwork that speaks to their persistent spirit.
Door-to-door Champion T-Shirts
Check out our fun and motivational t-shirts dedicated to door-to-door champions—ideal for showcasing their spirit and dedication.