Door-to-door Daredevil Gifts

Roy's no soliciting signs.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

Work Du Soleil

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Almost done.'

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

The Emersons at Home

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"And now let's practice risk management!"

Extreme Accounting!

'We're doing batch uploads today.'

'I'll cook it, if you'll do the washing up afterwards.'

"I didn't go to work today. I gathered firewood instead."

Tightrope walker hanging out his washing.