Door-to-door Dynamo Gifts

'...and, if you buy this can of pest control, I'll never bother you again.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Everything will be ok. I promise... Let's discuss your payment options.'

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

In - Out - Pending.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Largest Divot Trophy.

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

In-Out-Far Out.

Crunk