Dog-doting Dynamo Gifts

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Romance

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"The club scene is really changing."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

Largest Divot Trophy.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

Lady Gaga.

High Kick

'It's another canvasser dear'

Tube men dancing.

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"Done saving the world for today."

Just one moment dear.

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

Roverdance.

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

'And do you, Rex, promise not to take sides?'

"No need to worry Doris. I'll have the dishes, the clothes and the dog all spic-and-span when you get home."