Dog-doting Dynamo Gifts

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Romance

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"The club scene is really changing."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Largest Divot Trophy.

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'It's another canvasser dear'

High Kick

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

Tube men dancing.

"Done saving the world for today."

Just one moment dear.

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

Roverdance.

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

'And do you, Rex, promise not to take sides?'

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."