Dog-loving Dancer Gifts

"The club scene is really changing."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

The Moo-Walk

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

Ginger was born to dance.

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Roverdance.

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'He has a flair for the dramatic when I ask him to play dead.'

'I told him to get down.'

Do something funny for money.

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

'They're not going to let us in so we should hang around the stage door and nail them as they leave.'

I used to run out to fetch his newspaper. Now that he gets all of his news online, I get less exercise and gained ten pounds.

'Bad, stupid dog! Get off the cou...ooh, sweet, precious doggiekins found my missing butcher knife!'

Cats on a Treadmill.