Canine Dance Enthusiast Gifts

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yes, one is a dog."

A little bird told me...

Canine Scentipede

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign