Pet And Dance Lover Gifts

Ginger was born to dance.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Omara Portuondo

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Desert Island BBQ

'Works every time.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Mixed Doubles.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I hate it when we fight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'