Stylish Pet Lover Gifts

'Have you got anything that goes with suede?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I was almost that last year."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Do you look like your pet ?

'If we build it, they will come.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Cat's Pajamas

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Too goth?"

"Bob's more realistic."

Ginger was born to dance.

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Tartan Coats

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Hipsto"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."