Stylish Pet Lover T-Shirts

'Have you got anything that goes with suede?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I was almost that last year."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Do you look like your pet ?

"Too goth?"

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Cat's Pajamas

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

Ginger was born to dance.

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Hipsto"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."