Doggy Dancer Gifts

Do something funny for money.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"The club scene is really changing."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"The dog wants out again!"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

Ice Cream Lover

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Roverdance.

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'He has a flair for the dramatic when I ask him to play dead.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

'I told him to get down.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

"Bad dog!"

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

"Bath time!"

Max loved his new iPAWED.

Dog fitted with water dish holder.