Dog Walking Dynamo Gifts

Dog fitted with water dish holder.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Romance

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"The club scene is really changing."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Lady Gaga.

'It's another canvasser dear'

High Kick

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"Done saving the world for today."

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

Tube men dancing.

Roverdance.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'You can speed it up if you want.'

'I told him to get down.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

The poop scooper maid.

Do something funny for money.

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

"Them's dancin' words."

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

'...and, if you buy this can of pest control, I'll never bother you again.'