Doggie Dragger Gifts

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Nun Binning the Devil

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

A dog reads a newspaper

"The dog wants out again!"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

The Demon's Disguise

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

Do something funny for money.

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"Bad dog!"

"Just stare up into the corner of the ceiling and growl. It really freaks him out."

Max loved his new iPAWED.

"Bath time!"

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"