Dog Poop Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite dog lover who’s mastered the art of dodging doggy doo? Our collection features funny and thoughtful items that honor their commitment to cleanliness with a humorous twist. Whether it's for a fellow pet parent, a friend, or yourself, these products will keep the mood light and the spirits high while tackling those outdoor adventures or backyard misadventures.

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'Notice how the brown of the pants nicely picks up the brown of the dogshit on your shoes.'

'Notice how the brown of the pants nicely picks up the brown of the dogshit on your shoes.' mockup

'Notice how the brown of the pants nicely picks up the brown of the dogshit on your shoes.'

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"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?" mockup

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

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Big Hank's shooting gallery.

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'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?' mockup

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

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'sugar and spice my eye.'

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'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?' mockup

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

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"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?" mockup

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

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"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?" mockup

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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A genie helps a man fold laundry. mockup

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

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"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten." mockup

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

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'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!' mockup

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

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Hunter hits duck with ejected shell. mockup

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

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Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks. mockup

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

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'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?' mockup

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

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Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby. mockup

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

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"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis." mockup

"Sorry Mrs. Tate. There's no cure for Not-Taking-Out-The-Garbage-Itis."

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"Whenever you're ready."

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'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.' mockup

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

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"Accursed global warming!"

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"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'" mockup

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

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"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door." mockup

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

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"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow." mockup

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

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Bowling.

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THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT? mockup

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

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'We're out of cereal!'

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"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?" mockup

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

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Patches never suspected his best friend had betrayed him.

Patches never suspected his best friend had betrayed him. mockup

Patches never suspected his best friend had betrayed him.

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Dog Poop in the Snow

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'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!' mockup

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

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