Diaper Dodger Gifts

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'That never gets old.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

How's my walking?

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

"Well he smells like his father."

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"I guess we'll get more conservative as we age, but for now, change is good!"

'I get that a lot.'

"I would use less pressure when massaging the baby's abdomen."

'His dad must be an oil executive. He's wearing double-hulled diapers.'

'It's her ecological footprint.'

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'