Laundry Dodger Gifts

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Patches never suspected his best friend had betrayed him.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The Complete Cycle.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Washing Machine Torture

Missing sock

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Great Perfume!"

Woman tangled up ironing