Laundry Dodger Gifts

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Patches never suspected his best friend had betrayed him.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Missing sock

The Complete Cycle.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Washing Machine Torture

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Long suffering cricket wife

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'