Laundry Dodgers Gifts

The Labrador Retriever and Boxer mix was initially named the 'Boxers Retriever'. It's domestic work ethic, however, was sadly lacking.

"Don’t even think about it!"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Cow Wash Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Long suffering cricket wife

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Woman tangled up ironing

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."