Laundry Dodgers Prints

"Don’t even think about it!"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Cow Wash Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Long suffering cricket wife