Diaper Dodger Pillows

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"They look so young and helpless."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'That never gets old.'

Daisy Diaper Service

Free Hugs

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Gangster Babies

"It's your turn to change his diaper!"

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

How's my walking?

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Well he smells like his father."

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

'But that's the baby you took in.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

"I guess we'll get more conservative as we age, but for now, change is good!"

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'I get that a lot.'

"I would use less pressure when massaging the baby's abdomen."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'His dad must be an oil executive. He's wearing double-hulled diapers.'

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'