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'He loves his polka bark-along.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Works every time.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

10 K Tail-Chase

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

A little bird told me...

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'