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Roverdance.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I was almost that last year."

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

"The club scene is really changing."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Canine Comedians

Ta Da!...

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Cat playing Golf.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

The Nose Thief