Dog Dancer Appreciator Pillows

Roverdance.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I was almost that last year."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

"The club scene is really changing."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Canine Comedians

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

And For The Corporate Entertainment You Can Sniff My Bottom.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'