Doggy Antics Appreciator Pillows

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I was almost that last year."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Social Distancing Club

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

A Tumble Cow

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."