Doggy Antics Appreciator Pillows

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I was almost that last year."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Tumble Cow

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Can I have flies with that'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Separation

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."