Animal Antics Appreciators Pillows

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

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Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'Toros'

Monkey on Bike

goldfish swallowing has never become passe at Kitty Kat Frat.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cat and mouse

"He was a sea rescue."

Social Distancing Club

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'