Animal Antics Appreciators Pillows

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

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Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'Toros'

Monkey on Bike

goldfish swallowing has never become passe at Kitty Kat Frat.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Lactose Intolerant

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Cow Blue Arrows

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.