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'I told him to get down.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

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"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Love a Mutt

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Happy.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Draw your own path."