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A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"The club scene is really changing."

Broadway Moosical.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

cool seagull plays electric piano

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

The Moo-Walk

"I need an extra large mailing tube."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

Roverdance.

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

Music

'He has a flair for the dramatic when I ask him to play dead.'

'I told him to get down.'

'He doesn't like the animals to get bored.'

Do something funny for money.

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

Cavemen and ballet dancers

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Show Business Canary.

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

'Well, that's unusual...'

Taxidermist Pugilist.