Delivery Dynamo Gifts

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"We're currently cruising at an altitude of 3 feet and an airspeed of 28mph..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

Football.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

Stethoscope

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