Tv Dynamo Gifts

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Donald Trump

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

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