Tv Dinner Dynamos Gifts

The Takeaway.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Cossack dancers

The Perfect Foil

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"How was the food sir?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Politically Correct Dictionaries

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

Sunday Roast.