Tv Dinner Dynamos Mugs

The Takeaway.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Cossack dancers

The Perfect Foil

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"How was the food sir?"

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Politically Correct Dictionaries

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'