Debate Dynamos Mugs

The Shock Jock - My Commentary Offends All Groups Without Regard to Race, Gender, Religion.

'Sorry, Joe -- our only hope is to have Neil Kinnock debate her.'

Politically Correct Dictionaries

CEO with SEO

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Cossack dancers

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'She's in training.'

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Got Rationality?

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Jeremy Corbyn

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'