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The Shock Jock - My Commentary Offends All Groups Without Regard to Race, Gender, Religion.

'Sorry, Joe -- our only hope is to have Neil Kinnock debate her.'

Politically Correct Dictionaries

Cossack dancers

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Got Rationality?

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Jeremy Corbyn

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"