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"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

Man with megaphone lobbying parliament.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

'Well, apparently you haven't heard. . . personal opinions are the new facts.'

In Guns We Trust.

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I believe in reasoning with my opponents unless I have something on them.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Arrogant junior barrister

Campaign Trail FunFacts...Left of Center Progressive Liberal is the new 'Red'.

'Honestly, Pam, I don't think 'tais-toi et sois belle' is French for 'I want you to be the mother of our children'.'

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

"Fascist! Misogynist! Extremist!"

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

"It's a shame we can't come together and find a bipartisan solution in which our party comes out ahead."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"And this next one – is this the kind of racism that advances my career or ends it?"

Eco club. We have to get the football team to stop its wasteful consumption of bottled water. But they're so tough! We have an excellent line of arguments. We better. They have an excellent one, too! Their front line. You wanted to see us? 5 18 7.

"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"

Potential Politician

"I'd love to be party of the big show in the Gulf, but they tell me they need lawyers right here at home."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"I really enjoyed the Bible."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Ok. I'll join the debate club if we can do some eco topics. Like what? Like what to do about the extinction of earth's diverse life-forms. O-kay. Since were just starting to build our ratings, let's tweak it. I've got it. "The extinction of America's diverse auto forms"! The disappearance of the Hummer! It's a tragedy.

Got Rationality?

Insurance Agency. I couldn

Triple espresso. Uncle Mort, I don't think you should. Now, please. I can barely hear you. Coffee. Here ya go. Marjorie Taylor Greene's a feckless chameleon who promotes civil war. Zzz. Spring practices have begun for the midterm election. Rusty partisans rants, recover, hope to repeat.

This isn't funny. People were hurt and some died. We need more civility. Mort, sweetie, these are two different things. Some people are nuts, period, not driven crazy by partisans. But still, I hear you. Let's join forces. A moment of silence. That was nice, albeit too brief. Whiner.

Hey, loser. I am not answering to that. You are too, you bumbleheaded dunder-dope. Hold on. You hold on, you slack-jawed half-evolved double-decker dork. I will allow you to settle for loser. I won't negotiate my own insult!

"Look, if the president says Armageddon is coming, I'm with him a 100 per cent."

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."