Debate Dynamo Gifts

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

Man with megaphone lobbying parliament.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'Well, apparently you haven't heard. . . personal opinions are the new facts.'

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

In Guns We Trust.

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I believe in reasoning with my opponents unless I have something on them.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"It's a shame we can't come together and find a bipartisan solution in which our party comes out ahead."

"And this next one – is this the kind of racism that advances my career or ends it?"

Arrogant junior barrister

'Honestly, Pam, I don't think 'tais-toi et sois belle' is French for 'I want you to be the mother of our children'.'

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

Campaign Trail FunFacts...Left of Center Progressive Liberal is the new 'Red'.

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"Fascist! Misogynist! Extremist!"

"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"

"If Trump becomes President, I don't care how high he builds that wall - I'm going over it."

Potential Politician

"I'd love to be party of the big show in the Gulf, but they tell me they need lawyers right here at home."

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"I bet the same day Yale was giving Bass back his money, they were handing mine out to whales and feminazis."

"I really enjoyed the Bible."

"Look, if the president says Armageddon is coming, I'm with him a 100 per cent."

"Once again, Republicans deplore the Democrats' shameful reneging on their campaign promises to reach across the aisle."

"Those are all brilliant points, but I'm louder."

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Republican Dumpster

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."