Dance Dynamos Mugs

Cossack dancers

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

CEO with SEO

Romance

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'She's in training.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Crunk

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Lady Gaga.

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)