Dress-up Dynamos Mugs

"Did I say cute? I meant you look like the creator of the political philosophies of passive resistance and constructive nonviolence."

CEO with SEO

"How should we divide the teams?"

Romance

Cossack dancers

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'She's in training.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Lady Gaga.

'The plan is to re-establish confidence in my leadership abilities.'

Tube men dancing.

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

'Help me, Mom I need help!'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

"Them's dancin' words."