Dance Dynamos Gifts

Cossack dancers

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Romance

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Crunk

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

I think we're alone now!

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."