Dining Out Dynamo Gifts

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Romance

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Got Rationality?

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Jeremy Corbyn

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"