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'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Romance

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

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"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

Jeremy Corbyn

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"