Diet Dynamo Pillows

"Where do we put Desserts?"

I lost 185 pounds on the garlic diet. My husband left me!

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'I've seen some bad cholesterol in my day, but yours is downright DISGUSTING!'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'

"...Yes, that's all you're getting. We started my diet today."

Networking

Romance

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The power of the blog.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

'I have a very demanding and stressful job. I'd quit but the stress caused me to lose two dress sizes.'

The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

'I like it!'

"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us."

Powerful computer