Consumer Dynamo Pillows

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

The power of the blog.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"

"Would you like free or expensive water?"