Digestive Dynamo Pillows

Beanz meanz Repeatz.

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'She posted her first blog today.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

Football.

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The power of the blog.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'I have a very demanding and stressful job. I'd quit but the stress caused me to lose two dress sizes.'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"