Digestive Dynamo Prints

Beanz meanz Repeatz.

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Football.

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

The power of the blog.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

'I have a very demanding and stressful job. I'd quit but the stress caused me to lose two dress sizes.'